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cityofglymmer2019-04-30 05:46 pm
ragamuffins) wrote in cityofglymmer2019-04-30 05:46 pm
[End of Event #1]
Who: ???
Where: Network
When: April 30th
[If you're awfully tired of your powers going haywire, of technology fucking up whenever you get near it, of your body rebelling on you and almost vanishing. . . then this is the text for you!]
gksqd: uh, fuck
gksqd: yeah okay this is my bad
gksqd: 'sup dudes, i'm head of r&d
gksqd: the guy who figured out how to bring you here in the first place
gksqd: funny story!
gksqd: haha!
gksqd: i forgot your bodies would take time to readjust their magical circuits to adapt to the sheer level of magical energy in glymmer's atmosphere, so like, suuuupuer sorry about that
gksqd: ain't no big!!
gksqd: you noticed that connecting your circuits with another person stabilized you, yeah?
gksqd: anyway you could keep doing that if you like holding hands or whatever
gksqd: but i've got a better way
gksqd: topaz left you guys some vitamins in the kitchen
gksqd: take one and your bodies should stabilize on their own.
gksqd: or don't lmao it's no skin off my nose
[As promised, there's a bottle of vitamins in the kitchen labeled "FOR OTHER-WORLDERS ONLY." They're grape flavored :( Taking one will in fact reverse the effects you've been experiencing for the past week! Of course characters don't have to take them if they don't want to, in which the effects will continue indefinitely.]
gksqd: anyway that's it
gksqd: if you've got complaints leave them in my mailbox
gksqd: it's by the door of your dorm
gksqd: later dudes!!!
[. . . the "mailbox" by the front dorm is actually just a trash can labeled "formal complaints." Hm. Feel free to leave a note if you wish, but this NPC won't be responding to any attempts to reach out to them.]
Where: Network
When: April 30th
[If you're awfully tired of your powers going haywire, of technology fucking up whenever you get near it, of your body rebelling on you and almost vanishing. . . then this is the text for you!]
gksqd: uh, fuck
gksqd: yeah okay this is my bad
gksqd: 'sup dudes, i'm head of r&d
gksqd: the guy who figured out how to bring you here in the first place
gksqd: funny story!
gksqd: haha!
gksqd: i forgot your bodies would take time to readjust their magical circuits to adapt to the sheer level of magical energy in glymmer's atmosphere, so like, suuuupuer sorry about that
gksqd: ain't no big!!
gksqd: you noticed that connecting your circuits with another person stabilized you, yeah?
gksqd: anyway you could keep doing that if you like holding hands or whatever
gksqd: but i've got a better way
gksqd: topaz left you guys some vitamins in the kitchen
gksqd: take one and your bodies should stabilize on their own.
gksqd: or don't lmao it's no skin off my nose
[As promised, there's a bottle of vitamins in the kitchen labeled "FOR OTHER-WORLDERS ONLY." They're grape flavored :( Taking one will in fact reverse the effects you've been experiencing for the past week! Of course characters don't have to take them if they don't want to, in which the effects will continue indefinitely.]
gksqd: anyway that's it
gksqd: if you've got complaints leave them in my mailbox
gksqd: it's by the door of your dorm
gksqd: later dudes!!!
[. . . the "mailbox" by the front dorm is actually just a trash can labeled "formal complaints." Hm. Feel free to leave a note if you wish, but this NPC won't be responding to any attempts to reach out to them.]
FORMAL COMPLAINTS
no subject
no subject
[ That's all he's leaving - he doesn't care how inane it sounds and that it probably won't get answered. It just makes him feel better to leave it. Yeah, he had a bad time. ]