[An NPC Freebie]

[ragamuffins]

Who: Topaz and you!!
Where: network
When: April 14

[It hasn't quite been a week since the first batch of new arrivals for the Ragamuffins Guild showed up in Glymmer. For the most part, everyone has been left to their own devices, with not a single peep from any other guildmates but themselves. But on April 14, everyone's phones buzz with a new message from. . . well! Why don't you check and see?]

sccrmama17: Hello everyone!
sccrmama17: I'm Topaz, the dorm mother of the newest branch of Ragamuffin members!
sccrmama17: AMA!
sccrmama17:
sccrmama17: Is that how you kids speak these days?

[Well! Either way, it seems someone is throwing the new arrivals a bone! Do you take Topaz up on this offer?]

Comments

[bondsofsuffering]

Serpent: So how does this labor for a wish thing work?
Serpent: Do we have to complete a certain amount of work for a wish?
Serpent: More work = bigger wish?

[ragamuffins]

sccrmama17: Oh!
sccrmama17: Ummm.
sccrmama17:
sccrmama17: You know what, I'm not really sure.
sccrmama17: I'm just in charge of making sure you all stay safe and comfortable. ♥
sccrmama17: You'll have to ask someone else about that part.
sccrmama17: I'm sorry!

[bondsofsuffering]

Serpent: Ehhh, so you aren't really high ranked or anything?
Serpent: ...Do we have ranks?

[carpegloriam]

[on mobile myself (so I can FULLY IMMERSE MYSELF IN THE RP EXPERIENCE) so no fancy formatting today]

Mr. Beard: What does "AMA" stand for?

[ragamuffins]

sccrmama17: Ask me anything!
sccrmama17: Although. . .
sccrmama17: Asking doesn't guarantee answers.
sccrmama17: But you're welcome to try, dearie.

[carpegloriam]

Mr. Beard: I see, thank you.
Mr. Beard: Was there any tampering with our memories when we were brought here?

[emperorofthieves]

TGC: HITOPAZ
TGC: WHYCANTWEREMEMBEROURNAMES
TGC: ALSOHOWDOIMAKESPACES

[ragamuffins]

sccrmama17:
sccrmama17:
sccrmama17:
sccrmama17: What?

[emperorofthieves]

TGC: WECANTREMEMBEROURNAMESSOWECAMEUPWITHNICKNAMES
TGC: IMTHEGREATCOMMANDERORTGCFORSHORT
TGC: DOYOUKNOWWHYWECANTREMEMBER

[whiteofcrime]

DOVE: got any more cake? I think I missed your party

[ Asking the serious questions here. ]

[ragamuffins]

sccrmama17: Oh.
sccrmama17: That's right, you did arrive late!
sccrmama17: You missed the cake :(
sccrmama17:
sccrmama17: Check your mailbox tomorrow morning!

[why yes she is going to stuff cake into his mailbox. why yes, cake is important, so this counts]

[taser_addict]

Storm: What happens to the stuff we steal after we turn it in?

[ragamuffins]

sccrmama17: Se~cret~♥

[rootbound]

Briar: what's your mountain
Briar: munition
Briar: mountains
Briar: mutation
Briar: m o t i v a t i o n
Briar: i have this machine
Briar: hate.

[ragamuffins]

sccrmama17: Oh no!
sccrmama17: But you're trying so hard.
sccrmama17: Give it some time and you'll get the hang of it before you even know it!

[silbernewelt]

Vereist: All of this seems fairly straightforward to me, such that I find it difficult to know what to ask you.
Vereist: I would quite appreciate being able to remember my name at some point, though unless you're the one that took it from me in the first place, I doubt you'll be of much assistance there.
Vereist: So for now, this shall be all I ask of you: How is my country faring in my absence? I imagine someone's noticed that I'm no longer present by now; I was doing something rather important at the time I was contacted.
Vereist: I admit that I would also like to know if my brothers are still in one piece, though they may be somewhat harder to track down; even I don't know where one of them is at any given time.
Vereist: As such, just an answer regarding my country as a whole will suffice.

[ragamuffins]

sccrmama17: Oh. . .
sccrmama17: I'm sorry.
sccrmama17: But I can't see into your worlds right now :(
sccrmama17: I don't have that power or technology.
sccrmama17: So I can't answer that question.

[aeber]

Shade: I don't have many questions for you
Shade: Everything seems pretty straightforward really
Shade: But I do want to know what's going on back home
Shade: There were some people I was traveling with I just want to know that nothing happened to them when I was brought here
Shade: Also it might be good to know if Cordelia and Heathcote are doing okay
Shade: And I guess you could also tell me if the Dragonstones have been stolen while I was away
Shade: I guess that's more questions than I thought I had

[ragamuffins]

sccrmama17: Um.
sccrmama17: Who, now?

[rootandbranch]

[someone is just trying to use voice to text]

Dark: So whose the master of this city knee way

[ragamuffins]

[. . . THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN THE DRAGON A MORE DRAGON-FRIENDLY PHONE. . .]

sccrmama17: The mayor, silly!
sccrmama17: Is it like that for the cities where you come from?

[recidivation]

Shade: If you're lying about this wish business...
Shade: I'll bring this sad sack of an organization down to its knees and break all of you in half.
Shade: Are we clear?

[ That...was friendly. By 'you' he means those in charge of the organization, of course. ]

[ragamuffins]

[HOLD ON A SECOND--]

sccrmama17: Oh!
sccrmama17: There are two of you!

sccrmama17: Anyway, it's kind of precious how you try to be threatening like that. ♥

[selfidentitytheft]

🦊: yeah you got it, AMA's are a thing
🦊: though idk if half of us have even seen a phone before
🦊: anyways
🦊: thanks for setting stuff up for us, the reception was great
🦊: good cake

[ragamuffins]

sccrmama17: Aaaw, I'm really happy!
sccrmama17: I wanted you all to feel welcome.
sccrmama17: I know waking up in a new world can be kind of scary.
sccrmama17: But I'm here for you!